The Unplanned Freefall

17 05 2008

The Internet is a big world. There’s no telling what you can find someday while surfing.

One of my findings, my ‘funny’ findings I should say, is an article teaching you how to survive an unplanned freefall. What if your plane crashed and you suddenly found yourself freefalling in mid-air. What would you do, or not do, to have a nice, relaxing landing?! This article explains how. But is it sarcastic, or is it for real?! Only YOU can tell.

Here’s an excerpt from the article’s introduction:

Admit it: You want to survive an airline disaster. You aren’t looking for a disaster to happen, but if it does, you see yourself coming through it. The good news is that you’re not out of touch with reality—you can do it. Sure, you’ll take a few hits, and you can count on some sweaty flashbacks later, but you’ll make it. You’ll sit up in your hospital bed and meet the press. If you are considerate, you will keep God out of your public comments, knowing that it’s unfair to sing His praises when many of your fellow passengers lack the means to offer an alternative view.

Happy freefalling…